Why Do I Look Like I Was Bitten By A Vampire With Bad Aim?
So, yesterday when I got out of the shower, I noticed this1:
I have no freaking idea what it’s from!
I also have a bruise on my inner thigh from getting it with some chick’s stick in my hockey game on Wednesday, but I’m refraining from taking a photo of that. I wouldn’t want to sully my usually high class blog with such a tawdry thing.
- It actually looks worse today, but I don’t have time to take a picture as I’m writing this up super quickly and have to run out the door to hockey now. [↩]