Edmontonia
Just a quick posting tonight, because I’m in Edmonton, which is one hour in the future compared to Vancouver and thus, it’s one hour closer to bedtime! I have an early morning tomorrow – breakfast at 7:30 a.m., workshop starts at 8 a.m. – and I need to get a good night’s sleep so I’m all ready to absorb the new ideas and meet all the cool new people!
My impressions of Edmonton so far:
- It’s very flat here. And it reminds me of Fredericton for some reason ((Probably the river and the bridges over said river)).
- There were hotties in my hotel lobby. And hotties on the street. And they were all very smiley!
- Had dinner at the Sicilian Pasta Kitchen. Delicious!
Look near the bottom on the right hand side. Condom tin – $7!
This, of course, lead to me wonder how many condoms were in said tin. So, of course, I looked through the basket of chocolate bars, golf tees, and other “refreshments” until I found the tin. And I think it gave me my answer:
That’s one hellava expensive condom! That better be some damn fine sex, is all I can say.
Also, the plant in my room is rather phallic:
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I believe you in first sentence, you accidentally a preposition.
Oh yes, you are right. I did not, in fact, turn into the city of Edmonton.
PUT THE CONDOM ON THE PLANT! PUT THE CONDOM ON THE PLANT!
I will *totally* give you $3.50 if you do that, take a photo, blog it, and leave it there when you go home!
Oooh, putting the condom on the plant is sooo tempting! But the grant funding agency is paying for my room & I don’t want them to get a bill that says I took the condom tin!
I’m sorry, the first thing I would do is take that plant and put it outside in the hall because it’s fucking CREEPY!
Of course, Cath’s suggestion is also hilarious.
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