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I’ve been wearing my left contact lens inside out for the past two days.

4 Responses to

  1. Jorge says:

    Does that mean people could see your soul?

  2. Beth says:

    Yes. But only the left half of my soul.

  3. Jorge says:

    If that’s the good half, then we all won that day.

  4. HMP says:

    I wish I could say that it happens to the best of us, but Jesus doesn’t wear contacts.

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