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I’ve Been Traded!

As you may have heard, I’m spending my New Year’s Eve as a coat check girl. Well, I just found out that I’ve been traded to a different bar! It’s a bigger venue and I’m told that the clientele there is older, so here’s hoping that translates to bigger tips!

3 Responses to I’ve Been Traded!

  1. Courtney-O says:

    Hooray for better tips!! And a little hooray for the possibility of meeting a gorgeous, older, wealthy man to play with!!

    (I think I may have a one-track mind.)


  2. Beth says:

    Yes, yes you do Courtney! =)

  3. Jorge says:

    I never would have guessed.

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