Not To Be Trusted With Knives

The Internet’s leading authority on radicalized geese

By

Telus, Why Do You Have to Suck So Bad?

At 11:30 p.m. last night, I got ALL the text messages that were sent to me during the day yesterday. Apparently those texts couldn’t get through to me when I was sitting around Vancouver airport… or Edmonton airport. Or for the first 2.5 hrs I was in Yellowknife. Despite the fact that I was sending texts all that time and they went through just fine.

I hate you Telus.

Hate.

You.

2 Responses to Telus, Why Do You Have to Suck So Bad?

  1. Good to know I’m not the only one. ‘Cept I’m on Rogers.

  2. Telus hater says:

    Telus is like a marathoners balls after their race.

    BALLS OF SWEAT SUCK

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.