Not To Be Trusted With Knives

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Best. Graduation Card. Ever

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Apparently I Am Also Not To Be Trusted with Sewing Needles

Oh well, it’s better than the times I accidentally stabbed myself in the finger with hypodermic needles in the lab.

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As if it isn’t bad enough that I can’t eat delicious, delicious Mini-Wheats due to their gelatin-containing (and my gelatin non-eating)  ways, now they are tempting me with a free Indiana Jones “Adventure Spoon”.

And I could really use an “Adventure Spoon” to liven up my breakfast, what with the no Mini-Wheats in my bowl.