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Things That Have Thwarted Me From Eating Junk Food Of Late

  • Laziness – I could really go for some gelato right now, but I’d have to walk all the way to my car1 and drive all the way to Kerrisdale2
  • Pickiness – I would love a Häagen Dazs ice cream bar right about now. But they only have ones with almonds in them.  Boo almonds!
  • Did I mention laziness? – I could have some cake, but then I’d need to go for a run to burn off the extra calories. And I’m so comfy right here on my couch!
  1. which is directly outside my house []
  2. which really is not that far away []

5 Responses to Things That Have Thwarted Me From Eating Junk Food Of Late

  1. Kalev says:

    The Haagen Dazs with almonds is DELICIOUS!!!

    In other news, yes, you are very picky. 😛

  2. Kalev says:

    And cilantro is still the devil. The DEVIL I say!

  3. drbethsnow says:

    Then the devil is DELICOIUS!

  4. Why not almonds? Are they devil food or just food that will stop you from breathing?

  5. drbethsnow says:

    Oh, I like almonds, just not mixed with chocolate (as they are in the Häagen Dazs ice cream bar coating). I'm quite particular about my chocolate – it must be dark (not milk and certainly not that horrific non-chocolate substance that calls itself “white chocolate”) and I don't like things mixed in with chocolate). Like I said, picky.

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