An Analysis of the Canadian Men’s Olympic Hockey Roster
The roster for the Canadian Men’s Olympic Hockey team was announced on Wednesday. Since that time, the analysts here at NTBTWK have been conducting a thorough analysis of the roster. The results of this research are as follows:
|Patrice Bergeron, Boston Bruins||Not hot|
|Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins||Hottie! (Though not the best pic of him)|
|Ryan Getzlaf, Anaheim Ducks||Hottie. See a better picture
of him here.
|Dany Heatley, San Jose Sharks||Alas, not hot.|
|Jarome Iginla, Calgary Flames||Hottie.|
|Patrick Marleau, San Jose Sharks||Decidedly not hot.|
|Brenden Morrow, Dallas Stars||Hot.|
|Rick Nash, Columbus Blue Jackets||Not.|
|Corey Perry, Anaheim Ducks||Not!|
Michael Richards 1, Philadelphia Flyers
|Hot when he doesn’t have this
goofy look on his face.
|Eric Staal, Carolina Hurricanes||Not. Thought I can see how some might find him attractive, but he just doesn’t do it for me.|
|Joe Thornton, San Jose Sharks||Not.|
|Jonathan Toews, Chicago Blackhawks||Rawr! Hott-ee!!|
|Dan Boyle, San Jose Sharks||Not.|
|Drew Doughty, LA Kings||Not.|
|Duncan Keith, Chicago Blackhawks||Ewww, not. Get a haircut.|
|Scott Niedermayer, Anaheim Ducks||Ack! No!|
|Chris Pronger, Philadelphia Flyers||Nu uh!|
|Brent Seabrook, Chicago Blackhawks||Mmmm. Hottie.
Also see here.
|Shea Weber, Nashville Predators||Like Michael Richards, this is
a hottie who happens to
have a stupid look on his face
in his Team Canada photo.
|Martin Brodeur, NJ Devils||No.|
|Marc-André Fleury, Pittsburgh Penguins||Eww.|
|Roberto Luongo, Vancouver Canucks||Luo, I love you as a goalie,
but you are just not hot.