So *that’s* why I keep speaking ancient Aramaic

Over on Kimli’s blog, I learned about this questionnaire from the Church of St. Mark that will tell you what kind of demon you are possessed by (because, seriously you must be possessed by some kind of demon if you are reading this blog). Now, I know you’ll all be surprised to learn that I’m possessed by the pervy demon:

Alkala

So, now that I know that, thanks to my weakness of spirit, I’m possessed by a slutty demon, I figure I should fill out  the handy dandy Exorcism Application form. But on the form I notice this little disclaimer:

Exorcism Applicaiton Disclaimer

Because nothing says “good faith” like asking you to waive all your legal rights.