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The Ongoing Saga of My Hair

So, remember how I’m on my third hair stylist in as many years, because my stylists keep leaving the salon I go to? Apparently there is a Defence Against the Dark Arts position-like curse on the job of “Beth’s hair stylist.” I called to book an appointment with Emily because my roots are absolutely atrocious, and the salon owner, who had answered the phone was all, “Emily?  Yeah, she doesn’t work here anymore.”  Apparently she moved back to the ‘wack from whence she came.  “But don’t worry!” he said, “We’ve hired Tomisina – she’s great with colour! You’ll love her!”

So I’m seeing Tomsina on Saturday.  Wish me luck!

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