Vegetarian Lady Gaga
So this year for Hallowe’en I went as Vegetarian Lady Gaga – I wasn’t about to make a dress out of meat, so I made one of kale and Swiss chard… and a bit of lettuce when I ran out of kale.
Two things I learned:
- kale is a lot heavier than it looks – so I spent much of the evening pulling up my dress which was threatening to fall off all night.
- kale has a weird smell. Not a strong smell – when I mentioned it to Cath, so had to lean into smell my dress because it’s a faint smell – but it is weird.
Props to the hosts of the party I went to last night, Cath & Mark:
Guys, I apologize for the remnants of kale you probably found around your place this morning!
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