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Because I Am Nothing If Not An Attention Whore

Updated on May 30, 2011: Because there is now a YouTube video to embed. And I have new things to say.

So the other day, Lisa Johnson1 from the CBC tweeted, “Hockey fans who watch in pubs: is your Canucks support playing havoc with a healthy lifestyle?” Naturally, being a fan of both hockey and the CBC2, I replied, “Yes! I don’t think I’ve ever drank so much beer and ate so many French fries in my life!” and “Also, I’m running a half marathon in June and my training is certainly suffering as there’s no time to fit in a run on game nights!” Because, seriously, these playoffs have turned me into a total beer consuming machine! Beer didn’t used to be my drink of choice, but something about these last few rounds has had me consuming beer like there is no tomorrow! Anyway, this Twitter exchange led to a few emails and an invitation to join Lisa and a few other for lunch at the Lennox!

The result: this awesome story, which aired on the CBC news on Friday night after the Boston-Tampa Bay game:

Which you can also see at: http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2011/05/27/bc-canucks-playoff-diet.html

Note: To see the video, follow the link above and click on the play button on the image. Some people have mistaken it for just a photo rather than a video.

I think my favourite part of the whole story was Dennis’ description of what he eats during a typical playoff game.

As soon as the story ended, my phone exploded with calls, texts, emails, tweets and Facebook messages. Attention whoredom: achieved!

A few other things worth pointing out:

First, here is the answer to the question I received from a few people when I posted the link to this story on Twitter yesterday:

CBCNews

Next, and probably less interesting than the boob question, when I watched the story on the news that night, I was very thrilled with the open shot, yelling out “That’s my hand!!!”:

CBC News

Also, I am pleased that I am forever immortalized by the CBC as “Beth Snow, Canucks Fan”:

CBC News 2

And finally, I don’t have anything of import to say about this final screen shot, but I thought I looked good here!

CBC News 1

Also, that beer was delicious.

Update on May 30, 2011: In addition to my phone exploding with calls/texts/emails on Friday night, apparently a lot of my coworkers watched the CBC News 3 because all day today long I was met with comments like “Hey! I saw you on the news!” and “Hello TV star!” and “Why didn’t they say *you* are a nutritionist??!!” And when I went to get my afternoon coffee at the little coffeeshop across the road from my office, the coffeeshop owner said, “You were on the news! I had it on the TV [points at the big TV]4 and I said, “That’s my customer!!”” Steve Buscemi’s doppelgänger, however, said nothing.

  1. Coincidentally, Lisa moderated the panel of science bloggers that I was on at Northern Voice. Note to self: weren’t you going to blog about that? []
  2. And, admittedly, an attention whore. I figured this meant Lisa would be doing a story on this topic and replying was a good way of throwing my name in the hat! []
  3. I may or may not have sent an email to the entire office on Friday suggesting that they *should* watch the CBC News. But I digress. []
  4. The big flatscreen TV that he has put into the coffeeshop during the playoffs and which only shows sports, I might add []

9 Responses to Because I Am Nothing If Not An Attention Whore

  1. That is SO TOTALLY AWESOME. Mmm…Stella. We will feed you beer when you’re here. And we’ll have to visit the Granville Island Brewery again when next we visit, so you can drink some this time.

    Dave thinks your caption should have been “Beth Snow – Canucks Fan, knows nothing about nutrition.” Ha!

  2. Beth says:

    LOL! That would have been an awesome caption!

    Kim called my right after this aired, saying, “I think I’ve been eating pretty badly during the playoffs. How many calories do you think my nachos and beer have in them? I couldn’t be a day’s worth! That would be very surprising!” lol!

  3. Rick says:

    Awesome! You’re like famous now 🙂

  4. Beth says:

    Totally. And you can have my autograph – for a price! 😛

  5. Stacy says:

    How awesome is that! Just wait until people start asking for your autograph!

  6. We watched this morning and found it most excellent. Mark was most amused to find out afterwards that you’re a nutritionist 🙂

  7. Beth says:

    Yeah, I’ve taken a lot of teasing over the fact that my being a nutritional scientist was not mentioned! I think it’s pretty hilarious!

  8. Oh, hey, I forgot to tell you – Simon and Leigh said to me last week “hey, was your friend Kale* talking about nachos and beer on the CBC the other week?”

    *Simon still calls you that. Leigh knows your real name.

    Captcha is “being umpear”

  9. Beth says:

    LOL! I have to say, I totally *love* being known as “Kale”! I also love being famous for taking about nachos and beer. Maybe I should add “nachos and beer” to my list of expertise on my CV?

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