Dear My New Passport,
You came into my life a full five days before your expected due date and with you comes many expectations. You will be with me for the next five years, and unlike your much neglected predecessor, I intend to take you to all sorts of wondrous places where we can have the most delicious adventures! Oh, just think of the fun we will have and the stories we’ll be able to tell upon our return to our home and native land.
Here is a non-complete list of all the places I would like to take you, in no particular order:
- somewhere in Africa
- Turks and Caicos
Our first trip will be just a little jaunt down to Portland in early August, but I promise you that we will leave this continent just as soon as I get the money and the vacation time rounded up to do so.
Yours most sincerely,
Your Loving Owner
- specifically, Machu Picchu [↩]