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My Graduation – Live Stream

Even if you can’t be there in person, you can still have all the fun of watching hundreds of strangers graduate in order to catch the 7.4 seconds that I’ll be on the stage getting my fourth – and final – university degree1.

Just follow this link and select the May 28th, 11 am webcast. And remember, that’s 11 am Pacific Daylight Time, so for those of you in Ontario, that’s 2 pm Eastern Daylight Time.

I should be pretty easy to spot, as I will be one of only two people getting an MBA who will be wearing the pink & blue robes and puffy hat of a PhD, while the other MBAs will be wearing black robes and mortar board style hats. The other MBA graduate who will be wearing the PhD robes is a man who is about 6ft tall, so I’m pretty sure you’ll be able to tell the two of us apart.

  1. Unless a university – or universities – want to give me an honorary doctorate(s). I’m done with working for my degrees, but I’m more than happy to take free ones! []

4 Responses to My Graduation – Live Stream

  1. Leon says:

    I am humbled by your puffy hat presence…. 😉

    Sincerely,
    The mortar board hat club

  2. Jen says:

    Oh my gosh I am laughing so hard at the degree comment but also totally don’t believe you 😛 Congrats Beth! Enjoy your 7.4 seconds of fame – you worked hard for them!!

  3. Beth says:

    @Leon – I’m humbled to be in the presence of the mortar board hat club!

    @Jen – I swear – no more degrees! I can quit any time I want!

  4. Jen says:

    I am also laughing at your “no more degrees” comment. Very much like the “I’m never drinking again” crowd.

    And congrats!

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