Not To Be Trusted With Knives

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Cleaning Is Hazardous To Your Health

And this, my friends, is why I don’t believe in cleaning.

Not one but TWO broken nails from cleaning

I suffered not one, but TWO broken nails1 from cleaning this evening! TWO! Clearly the lesson is: I should never clean stuff. And I should probably go and get a new set of nails done. But not ’til after the playoffs.

  1. For the record, there’s no damage to my actual nail. Just the gel stuff they build the fake nails out of got broken, which is what looks all jagged and yucky. []

One Response to Cleaning Is Hazardous To Your Health

  1. Kalev Hunt says:

    Cleaning believes in you, Beth… it believes in you

    *mwahahahahahahahahahaha*

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