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Look at me, I’m on the ferry!

And I’m typing on my laptop, which is tethered to my iPhone!  All praise Steve Jobs!

I was pretty happy to have gotten on this 5 p.m. ferry, since the workshop I was at in downtown Victoria ended at 4 p.m. and I wasn’t sure I’d make it to Swartz Bay in time for the 5 p.m. sailing.  Especially after seeing the traffic going into Victoria this morning.  I’d come over on the ferry last night and stayed with a friend in East Sooke last night… a friend I’ve known since kindergarten (!) but hadn’t seen since high school (!), which was super awesome.  When we were little, I used to sleepover at her place out in the country and now she lives out in the country again – so it was just like old times. Well, except on the other side of the country.  And we had 15 years of life to catch up on!

And there’s the announcement telling us we are almost to Vancouver, so I better pack up my stuff and get back to my car!


Use Hand Brake. Or, Whatever.

A little while ago, I noticed this sign on the ferry, which I found to be pretty humourous:


I guess I wasn’t the only one who noticed the problem of a sign about hand brakes having a picture of a foot on it, because on the ferry yesterday I noticed they’d replaced all those signs with these ones: