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Always A Bridesmaid…

For the THIRD year running, I came in second in VWXYNot? Readers’ Choice Comment of the Year Award. I’m the Susan Lucci1 of VWXYNot!

Or perhaps coming in second is just my thing. I declare that second is the new first.

  1. For the initiated, Susan Lucci was nominated 18 times for a Daytime Emmy before she finally won one. So there may be hope for me yet, assuming Cath continues to run her contest for 15 more years. []


Third Time’s The Charm

For the third year running, I’ve made it to the finals of Cath’s blog’s Comment of the Year competition! Basically, she picks the top comments from her blog over the past year and then lets her readers vote on the overall winner. For the past two years, I’ve come in *second* in votes.

They say that the third time’s the charm, right? This means you must vote for me long time and much repeatedly. Well, except for the fact that rules say you can only vote once. But you should vote for me once and then tell everyone else you know to vote for more. Because you don’t want to make a liar out of They, do you?

Update: Please make sure you read the instructions on Cath’s blog posting! In particular, you must vote for three DIFFERENT comments in 1st, 2nd and 3rd place. If you try to vote for any one comment in more than one place, it gets disregarded!