I Find This Do Not Disturb Sign Disturbing

This was the Do Not Disturb door hanger at the hotel we stayed in for Linda & Casey’s wedding on the weekend:

Do Not Disturb - This Woman And Her Apple Are Having a Special Moment

Please do not disturb. This woman and her apple are having a special moment.

Strangely, the “please service this room” side of the door hanger had the exact same picture.

Please Service This Apple

Please service this room. Much like this woman is about to service this apple.