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Massage Therapy

Given that I do a fair bit of running and hockey, and I also have a desk job, I’m extremely lucky to have a good health benefits package that allows me to get some much needed massage therapy. When I started working in Surrey, I started going to Starr Family Chiropractic, for both chiropractor (Dr. Ian) and massage (Greta), and they are absolutely fabulous. I highly recommend them to anyone in Surrey looking for these services.

However, when I changed office locations to a different place in Surrey, their clinic became rather out of the way for me. I Skytrain to work most days, and getting to Starr would require me driving to work so that I could drive down King George after work (i.e., during rush hour). Especially given how insanely busy I was this fall, that just wasn’t workable for me. So, as sad as I was to stop going there, I decided to find myself a new massage therapist1 And I managed to find one that is across the street from my place in New West at the Columbia Integrated Health Centre and I quite like my massage therapist, Dennis2.

Also, much to my surprise, at my last massage therapy appointment before I left on holidays, they gave me this pointsetta to thank me for my business:

Day 155

I thought that was a really nice touch!

So, if you are looking for a good place for massage therapy, I recommend both Starr Family Chiropractic and Columbia Integrated Health Centre3. And thus concludes today’s four postings about businesses that I like!

  1. Have you ever noticed how awkward it is to stop seeing a massage therapist (or hair stylist or any similar type service person) that you see regularly? It feels like you are breaking up with them! So awkward. []
  2. I also saw Elulu one time when Dennis wasn’t available and she was pretty awesome too! []
  3. Again, blog posting is not paid and I didn’t get any free services for blogging. Just want to share stuff I like! []


Did You Vote Today?

So it’s municipal election day in British Columbia, the day we get to vote for mayors, city councillors, and school board trustees. And given that I know jack squat about Surrey politics, I decided I should read the candidate statements before I headed off to the polls.  First of all, there about about eleventy billion people running for council, so it took me ages to get through the statements. Secondly, it’s pretty challenging to figure out what everyone is really about from these short statements, especially when so many people, just spew off platitudes. Of course everyone wants to make the city a safer place with good schools, nice parks, better roads, better transit, businesses that succeed, and unicorns covered in pixie dust. But how, exactly, they are going to do that is never mentioned. Is it so much to ask to see some concrete ideas?

What’s particularly galling are the candidates who are making claims they will provide all sorts of things – new stadiums, new schools, new hospitals, more Skytrain, better pay for municipal employees, more teachers in schools, etc., etc. AND no increases in taxes. I mean, seriously, do these individuals have no idea how a government works? Governments get money from taxes. Buying things costs money. It’s not rocket science, people.

And finally, what’s the deal with political parties calling themselves “non-partisan”? Our good friend Wikipedia tells us:

In politics, partisan literally means organized into political parties. The expression “partisan politics” usually refers to fervent, sometimes militant, support of a party, cause, faction, person, or idea.

Presumably these so-called non-partisan parties are trying to distance themselves from the of “fervent, sometimes militant,” connotation of the word, but technically they are saying that they are a political party that is not a political party. Am I the one one who finds this ridiculous?


That’s *DOCTOR* Surrey Girl To You

So, I’ve found a new place to live.  I have to tell you I was ridiculously stressed out when I got the news that I had to move.  Like stressed out enough that I couldn’t eat for two days1. There were a variety of reasons for this extreme stress reaction2, including the fact that I *hate* apartment hunting, I hate packing, I hate moving and that this forced me to face a decision that I knew I should be facing.  That decision: Do I move to the ‘burbs?

I am not a suburbs kind of girl.  I grew up in the suburbs and I hated it.  I hated that everything is so sprawling you have to drive places instead of walking.  I hated that you can’t get everywhere you need to go by using public transit3.  I hated all the chain restaurants and big box stores.  I hated that there was nothing to do (though this isn’t quite the same in the suburbs around here as it was in my teeny tiny hometown).  But the fact remains that I work in the suburbs now and I currently spend 7.5 hours per week commuting from Vancouver.  And that’s 7.5 hrs that I can’t use for running or other forms of exercise, sleeping, blogging, or doing freelance work4.  It’s a full workday every week that’s wasted5.  In addition, I spend my weekends primarily at Tod’s, so my place really is more of a weekday home base.  I have to admit that it doesn’t really make sense to pay the higher rent of living in Vancouver and commit all that commuting time when I’m only in my place weekdays anyway. I still will spend my weekends in Vancouver and any weeknights I want to hang out with friends, it’s no big deal to drive to Vancouver, seeing as I’m used to driving from Vancouver to Surrey and back every weekday anyway!  (If it sounds like I’m trying to justify this choice to move to the ‘burbs, it’s only because I am.)

And so I have decided to take a place in Surrey.  A place that is five minutes from my work, in fact.  It’s bigger than anything I could reasonably afford in Vancouver, as well as nicer than the places I looked at in the city6.

Here are the deets:

  • 850 sq ft
  • all new appliances include a freaking DISHWASHER!!7
  • lots of counter space (and very pretty countertops!) in the kitchen
  • a bathtub (my current place only has a shower) with pretty sliding glass doors
  • good sized closets for storage
  • alarm system8
  • rent includes heat, hydro, water, cable9, but not Internet

The major drawback of this place is that there’s no laundry.  It’s actually a pattern I noticed – any basement suites I looked at in Vancouver had laundry included (you just share it with the people who live upstairs), but all the ads for places in the suburbs say “no laundry, sorry.”  I’m not sure what it is about driving over the Oak and Knight Street bridges that makes above-ground dwellers unwilling to share their washer and dryer, but that just seems to be the way it is.  And for me, the inconvenience of going to a laundry mat once every week10 is outweighed by the glory of not having to wash my own dishes EVER AGAIN.

I signed the lease on my new place yesterday and take possession today!  The plan is to move in over February (i.e., moving in a few things here and there and then book movers to move the furniture and heavy boxes on one day).  It means I’ve had to scuttle my plan to do the 30-day yoga challenge, as I just won’t have time for it while packing and moving11.  On the plus side, I’d kept most of my weeknights free with the intent of doing yoga, so I don’t have to cancel a bunch of dinners/coffees/other social occasions (as I would on a normal month).

So – anyone know of any good moving companies?

Also, consider this your forewarning: many of my blog postings this month will likely be about moving!

  1. well, I did have about three things to eat in those two days, but I had to force myself to eat them []
  2. some of which I’m not going to talk about in a public forum []
  3. at least not in a reasonable time frame []
  4. not necessarily in that order! []
  5. I do listen to audiobooks to make it not entirely wasted, but I could listen to audiobooks in the comfort of my own home when I feel like it rather than basing my listening on my commuting schedule []
  6. except for one that was equally nice, but way, way smaller and dishwasher-less, and most costly []
  7. I’ve never in my life had a dishwasher.  And I LOATHE doing dishes. LOATHE! []
  8. though anytime a place has an alarm system, my first thought is “oh gawd, why do I need an alarm??” []
  9. of course, I don’t have a TV currently, but my friend Kim has an extra one! []
  10. or two – I have a lot of clothes []
  11. I’ll be keeping my eyes open for the next 30 day yoga challenge though, you can be sure! []