Truncation

Two truncations that amused me lately:

I know this is truncated, but I prefer to believe that someone is looking for a professional cat

While this person was probably looking for a professional cat sitter or cat groomer, I decided not to click on that link so I can pretend that they were looking for a professional cat.

This email notification was letting me know that my name in appeared in an academic publication:
The name "Beth Snow" is mentioned in a Pub
But I think it’s probably also accurate to say that I was mentioned in a pub.