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Something New For Me To Be Pissed Off About

Friday night after my softball game, my team went to the pub for some hard earned post-game beers. A few of my teammates got some of those pull-tab lottery thingys, where if you pull a tab to discover three of a kind, you win cash. As they were discarding the non-winning tickets onto the table, I picked one up to have a look at it and look what I discovered:


Why the hell is the female symbol (♀) only worth $25, but the male (♂) symbol worth $100? What the f is up with that???

3 Responses to Something New For Me To Be Pissed Off About

  1. Jeremy David says:

    Obviously. Men are rare and important and women are cheaper and easier. And it’s way easier to give someone the key to your house than buy them a drink.

    AHhahahahhaah. I still can’t get over this thing is real.

    But I have to agree with them on one thing: there is nothing more important and valuable than T-Bone steaks.

  2. hothead paisan says:

    the meat is the most valuable thing? gross!

  3. Kelly says:

    I’m thoroughly impressed you used the male/female symbols.

    You’re amazing!

    And i have no further response. The $400 steaks? I suppose they’re better than a free coffee when we get three triangles here at work… Though you would disagree entirly.

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