Gone Vacationing
Don’t wait up. →Read more
This Makes Me Want Eggo Waffles
Hey Aunt Jemima, spoof of Hey There Delilah. →Read more
The Bestest T-Shirt Ever
‘member a long, long time ago I bought a T-shirt from T-shirt Hell.com? And then I asked y’all to guess which one I bought? And then I left you hanging for over 2 months without telling you which shirt I bought? Well, wonder no longer – I finally got around to taking a pic: →Read more
Transmorphers?
Really? →Read more
How To Give Oneself A Heart Attack1
Go to your hockey game and, when you get to the arena, discover that your beloved Palm Treo Smartphone is not in your jacket pocket. Look around your co-op car, but don’t find it, and tell yourself, “oh, I’m sure it fell out of my pocket when I had my jacket on the couch. It’s […] →Read more
Finally, I can pay off those student loans
Just received this email: From:DR NICK COLE.Manchester M27 5FX, United Kingdom. This is to inform you that your funds of US$10 Million has been approved for immediate delivery to you.For the purpose of clarification,you are advised to reconfirm:(1)Your Full Names———(2)Your Direct Telephone Numbers——–(3)Your Physical Address with Zip Code——- So that there will be no error […] →Read more
Three Months Worth of Recycling and My Biennal Apartment Cleaning
Ever wonder what 3 months worth of recycling looks like? Well, wonder no longer: This is the recycling that has been piling up in my kitchen since the city workers’s strike started back in July. They are *finally* going to pick up recycling this week and I can’t wait to put this stuff outside and […] →Read more
Oh Em Gee
OMG. I just saw this over on Kris‘s blog and I had to share it with you. HAD TO. →Read more
Why I Am Not To Be Trusted With Knives – Exhibit A
My Latest Publication
I’m pleased to announce the publication of my latest study! Click here to read the whole paper (.pdf). Seriously, you want to read this paper. I promise you won’t be disappointed. It’s even got pictures or, as we science-y types call them, “figures.” →Read more