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For the third time in as many weeks, I’ve managed to forget to put on my mascara while getting ready in the morning. I put on my eyeliner. I put on my eyeshadow. I blend the shadow. But at some point between the putting down of my shadow brush and the picking up my mascara, […] →Read more
In the space of twenty-four hours, three people have asked me for advice on whether they should make a major career change. Which I find a bit funny, seeing as I’m the one who was so recently unemployed and couldn’t even find a job for six months. →Read more
Well, jaw is still a bit achy. The ache seems to travel – Friday it was in the right lower jaw, Saturday in the left lower jaw and today it seems to be where the top wisdom teeth were that ache the most. The swelling in my mouth has gone down enough that I can […] →Read more
So, I’m feeling much better today – my jaw is only a wee bit achy so I’m off the T3s which were making me all loopy and unable to type properly all day yesterday. My adventure at the oral surgeon’s office started off with the unpleasant discovery that they lied to me about the cost. […] →Read more
I’m sitting in my bed as I type this. I recently bought some new sheets and they are sooooo soft. Sooooo comfy. And since I have my laptop with me, I can watch Stephen Colbert clips in my warm, soft, comfy bed. And recently there have been two clips in which Colbert refers to Canada. […] →Read more
This could quite possibly be the last photo of my pretty jawline while said jaw still contains all its teeth! Unless, of course, I take pics in the morning at the oral surgeon’s office. Which, knowing me, is quite possible. For the record, in this photo I am reading websites about wisdom teeth extraction on […] →Read more
Tomorrow at 8:30 a.m., I’m getting my wisdom teeth out. And I’m really not looking forward to it, because I don’t like the following: needles pain getting up early I’ve needed to get my wisdom teeth out for a while now, but never had the dental coverage for it. UBC claims to have medical and […] →Read more
CANUCKS RE-SIGN FORWARD TREVOR LINDEN Vancouver, B.C. – Vancouver Canucks Senior Vice-President and General Manager Dave Nonis announced today that the Canucks have re-signed forward Trevor Linden to a new contract. All I can say is: it’s about damn time! In other Canucks news, I have four tickets to the launch of the new Canucks […] →Read more
Anthropomorphizing1 my iPod and my Palm Treo in yesterday’s blog posting got me to thinking… I really should name them. My iPod and my Palm Treo, I mean. Do you have any good ideas for what I should call them? The only rule is that you can’t use Vancouver Canucks player names. I have some […] →Read more
I’m pretty sure my iPod is sentient. I usually play it on “shuffle songs” and, having an eclectic mix of artists, you never know what crazy song is going to come out next. But when I’m in an emotionally heightened state, it seems to play songs that are totally appropo to the situation. Like the […] →Read more