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Another reason to love the Canucks

NDP could win big if voters catch Canucks fever

And speaking of the election, I’ve now seen a few lawn signs popping up.  Unfortunately, since I live in the riding of an incumbent, who happens to be a Cabinet minister and it happens to be a pretty well-to-do riding1, so I don’t really have a hope in hell that the NDP will win the seat here. But I have at least seen a NDP lawn sign2,3, so at least I know who my NDP candidate is now.

On a related note, I’m still taking suggestions on creative ways to destroy the BC-in-name-only-Liberals brochures I’ve received in the mail. So far the best suggestions I’ve recevied have been to line a cat litter box with them and to blenderize them.  I’m leaning towards the latter because, although I do have access to a cat, I really like the cat and wouldn’t want to subject him to looking at that icky brochure, even if it is when he’s taking a poop.

1Note that I am a basement dweller and not someone who even dreams of affording one of the well-to-do homes in this ‘hood.
2On my very own block, no less.
3Have yet to see a Green Party sign though.

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VoteSmartBC EXPOSED

Here in BC, we are just a few months away from a provincial election.  Being TV-less, I haven’t seen the original ads, but apparently there are pro-Liberal*1 ads being run under the name “Vote Smart BC.”  And here, I’m providing you with the NDPs response to those ads:

We’re exposing the facts about the people behind the Vote Smart BC ads appearing around BC.

The Vote Smart campaign is run by the Independent Contractors and Builders Association, a lobby group that supports the BC Liberals and advocates to keep wages low and laws protecting working people weak.

Voters need to know the truth – and today we are launching a parody of their cartoon ad.

1Just like I put an asterisk next to the word “Tories” for the federal party (because they aren’t real Tories – they are the Reform-party-turned-Canadian-Alliance-who-stole-the-Progressive-Conservative-name), I put an asterisk next to the word “Liberal” for the BC Liberal* Party because they are anything but liberal.2
2Speaking of which – in May, vote Anything But Liberal (ABL)!
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