The roster for the Canadian Men’s Olympic Hockey team was announced on Wednesday. Since that time, the analysts here at NTBTWK have been conducting a thorough analysis of the roster. The results of this research are as follows:
|Patrice Bergeron, Boston Bruins||Not hot|
|Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins||Hottie! (Though not the best pic of him)|
|Ryan Getzlaf, Anaheim Ducks||Hottie. See a better picture
of him here.
|Dany Heatley, San Jose Sharks||Alas, not hot.|
|Jarome Iginla, Calgary Flames||Hottie.|
|Patrick Marleau, San Jose Sharks||Decidedly not hot.|
|Brenden Morrow, Dallas Stars||Hot.|
|Rick Nash, Columbus Blue Jackets||Not.|
|Corey Perry, Anaheim Ducks||Not!|
Michael Richards 1, Philadelphia Flyers
|Hot when he doesn’t have this
goofy look on his face.
|Eric Staal, Carolina Hurricanes||Not. Thought I can see how some might find him attractive, but he just doesn’t do it for me.|
|Joe Thornton, San Jose Sharks||Not.|
|Jonathan Toews, Chicago Blackhawks||Rawr! Hott-ee!!|
|Dan Boyle, San Jose Sharks||Not.|
|Drew Doughty, LA Kings||Not.|
|Duncan Keith, Chicago Blackhawks||Ewww, not. Get a haircut.|
|Scott Niedermayer, Anaheim Ducks||Ack! No!|
|Chris Pronger, Philadelphia Flyers||Nu uh!|
|Brent Seabrook, Chicago Blackhawks||Mmmm. Hottie.
Also see here.
|Shea Weber, Nashville Predators||Like Michael Richards, this is
a hottie who happens to
have a stupid look on his face
in his Team Canada photo.
|Martin Brodeur, NJ Devils||No.|
|Marc-André Fleury, Pittsburgh Penguins||Eww.|
|Roberto Luongo, Vancouver Canucks||Luo, I love you as a goalie,
but you are just not hot.