An online dating site for extra-martial affairs. Their tagline, and I’m not even making this up, is “LIFE IS SHORT. HAVE AN AFFAIR.™” That’s right – that’s trademarked!
From their own filthy, filthy mouths:
Are you Married but Looking? Ashley Madison is the place for Married Dating.
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Ashley Madison is the world’s #1 Married Dating service specifically for ATTACHED men and women who are looking to have an Extra-marital Affair.
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Certified? Really? Who exactly certifies such an organization? Is there some sort of extra-marital affair online dating service accreditation board?
Absolute confidence, eh? Best hope you remember to clear your browser history after visiting THAT site, adulterers!