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Canada Day


Happy Canada Day, eh?
Now I’m going to celebrate – I’m off to the beach!

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Hey Henrik, Your Brother is Ugly!

More good news for the Canucks! We’ve signed Daniel and Henrik Sedin (a.k.a. The Twins) to new 3-year deals! Now we just need to sign Anson Carter so we can keep the Brothers Line together and we’ll be golden!