Spoiled
Tamara brought me this necklace back from Thailand:
And this bracelet from Fiji:
We also think she may have brought back dengue virus, but we aren’t quite sure.
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Tamara brought me this necklace back from Thailand:
And this bracelet from Fiji:
We also think she may have brought back dengue virus, but we aren’t quite sure.
Are you sure she didn’t bring back this?
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/tropicals/
Is her tongue black? I believe that’s a symptom.
I love that necklace!! Can I borrow it the next time I go out??
Rebecca – It’s possible. We thought it might be malaria, then perhaps typhoid, then we considered a diagnosis of typho-dengue (a chimeric virus which we believe has only occurred in Tamara). But now we’ve settled on SARS. Yes, we are pretty sure it’s SARS.
I can’t believe I just used the word chimeric.
Darren – Um, I don’t think it is. Although I believe Ebola (another hemorrhagic fever disease) causes black vomit. Yum.
Courtney – Ya, sure! Just drop by anytime you want to borrow it =P
That necklace is cool.
But some poor bastard is missing part of his eyeball now.