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Spoiled

Tamara brought me this necklace back from Thailand:

And this bracelet from Fiji:


We also think she may have brought back dengue virus, but we aren’t quite sure.

5 Responses to Spoiled

  1. Rebecca says:

    Are you sure she didn’t bring back this?

    http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/main/tropicals/

  2. Darren says:

    Is her tongue black? I believe that’s a symptom.

  3. Courtney-O says:

    I love that necklace!! Can I borrow it the next time I go out??

  4. Beth says:

    Rebecca – It’s possible. We thought it might be malaria, then perhaps typhoid, then we considered a diagnosis of typho-dengue (a chimeric virus which we believe has only occurred in Tamara). But now we’ve settled on SARS. Yes, we are pretty sure it’s SARS.

    I can’t believe I just used the word chimeric.

    Darren – Um, I don’t think it is. Although I believe Ebola (another hemorrhagic fever disease) causes black vomit. Yum.

    Courtney – Ya, sure! Just drop by anytime you want to borrow it =P

  5. Jorge says:

    That necklace is cool.
    But some poor bastard is missing part of his eyeball now.

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