Not to Be Trusted to Click a Link
Apparently not everyone cares to hear about my thigh highs. Today I received this lovely message over email:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GOD DAMN NOT TO BE TRUSTED WITH KNIVES EMAILS I KEEP GETTING??????????
HO THE FUCK ARE YOU????
STOP SENDING ME YOUR FUCKING USELESS STUPID FUCKING EMAILS….I DONT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOUR HOLY MOTHER FUCKING NYLONS
YOU CAN SHOVE EM STRAIGHT UP UR ASS YOU STUPID FUCK
TAKE ME OFF YOUR FUCKING EMAIL LIST
Below this message was my latest blog posting, followed by this:
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Perhaps if this individual took the time to READ instead of yelling and swearing at me, they would notice the lines saying “You are subscribed to email updates” and “To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now.” I can see how it would be difficult to notice the link saying “unsubscribe now,” seeing as it is underlined and in bright blue. Hell, there’s even instructions on how to unsubscribe via snail mail, if you prefer.
Not having much faith in this person’s ability to understand this very complicated procedure, rather than reply I’ve clicked the link to unsubscribe them. But they are now going to seriously miss out on some killer nylon stories.