Now I’ve Seen Everything

An online dating site for extra-martial affairs.  Their tagline, and I’m not even making this up, is “LIFE IS SHORT. HAVE AN AFFAIR.”  That’s right – that’s trademarked!

From their own filthy, filthy mouths:

Are you Married but Looking? Ashley Madison is the place for Married Dating.

Feeling neglected and in need of some excitement? You came to the right place.

Ashley Madison is the world’s #1 Married Dating service specifically for ATTACHED men and women who are looking to have an Extra-marital Affair.

Meet People Just Like You, in Absolute Confidence!

If you’re looking to have a Discreet Affair use Ashley Madison – the ONLY certified Married Dating service that’s been featured on Oprah, Larry King, FOX News, 20/20, Ellen DeGeneres, Dr. Phil and Howard Stern.

Certified? Really?  Who exactly certifies such an organization?  Is there some sort of extra-marital affair online dating service accreditation board?

Absolute confidence, eh?  Best hope you remember to clear your browser history after visiting THAT site, adulterers!

For the record, I saw this site in a video posted on Feministing.  Where I also saw a video of Bristol Palin saying that sexual abstinence before marriage is “unrealistic.”  Really, you think?