Is this a laser which I see before me?
Because apparently August is a good time for medical procedures, I’m getting my laser eye surgery re-treatment done tomorrow.
On Friday I went for the pre-op visit and everything seems to be in order. My prescription is stable, my eye pressure is good and my pupils are giagantic:
Oh no, wait, that’s just from the dilating drops the eye doc put in so she could look at my retinas. Which are, apparently, just dandy. As a side note, you can also see in this photo the little purple dots of petechiae all around my eyes from my recent puking episode. Good times.
Maybe this time I won’t live blog the surgery – perhaps that’s why it didn’t work out 100% perfectly? At any rate – send positive vibes and healing thoughts to me tomorrow afternoon ((Pacific time))!
Is this a ginormous pupil I see before me, the huge gaping black maw towards my face? Come, let me poke thee! I have thee not, and yet I see thee still creepily staring at me!