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Happy Bething Day!

Bething Day, as I’m sure you know, is the the Bethmas equivalent of Boxing Day! The traditional way to celebrating Bething Day1 is do to something that makes Beth happy. Last year, it was buying a pair of sexy boots. This year, it’s a massage and then dinner with Kalev. I hope you all have wonderful Bething Day plans too!

  1. Where “traditional” means, whatever tradition I feel like inventing. []

One Response to Happy Bething Day!

  1. Kalev says:

    “dinner with Kalev” > “buying boots”

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