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on robsonOriginally uploaded by random dude Dave, I saw this photo and thought of you. When are you and Sarah coming back to Vancuover to visit me?
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on robsonOriginally uploaded by random dude Dave, I saw this photo and thought of you. When are you and Sarah coming back to Vancuover to visit me?
Since some people around here don’t seem to think that pasting a screen shot of the Cypress Mountain website is a sufficient blog posting1and some people seem to think I’m not slothful enough0, and *despite* the fact that I’m totally exhausted and should be sleeping right now, I give you this blog posting (a) to […]
Will report in later.
When I was in Ottawa, Sarah and Dave gave me this envelope, which is not to be opened until my birthday1: After shaking it, squeezing it, poking it and holding it up to a light, I have determined that it is not a kitten, a puppy or a Smart Car. Beyond that, I’m not sure […]
Did you know that women’s ski jumping isn’t an Olympic sport? Did you know that there were any Olympic sports where men can play but women can’t? I had no idea until I read this news article and this news article. Apparently, female ski jumpers filled a gender discrimination complaint with the Canadian Human Rights […]
They weren’t kidding when they called these habanero potato chips “Death Rain.” I think they gave my internal organs third-degree burns. This concludes my blog posting for today. You can blame the shortness of my blog posting on whomever scheduled my hockey game for 10:15 p.m. on a Sunday night. I don’t know who they […]
This Margaret Cho vehicle had such promise – remakes of J-horrors usually scare the bejesus out of me. The Ring gave me nightmares1. The Grudge freaked me the fuck out as well. One Missed Call – oh how I wish it had been One Missed Movie. There were definitely a few points where this movie […]
Last night, I got a phone message for someone named Catrina. As we know, my name is not, nor ever has been, Catrina. Clearly, this was from someone dialing a wrong number. Unfortunately for Catrina, I have a slightly odd message on my voicemail. My message goes something like this: “Hi. You’ve reached the voicemail […]
Give me a P!Give me an A!Give me an N!Give me an I!Give me a C! The class I’m teaching starts in 1 week!
How many times do I have to say this? SPIDERS DO NOT BELONG IN MY HOUSE!!! This morning when I turned on the tap in my bathroom, I discovered one hella big motherfucking daddy long legs spider1 sitting directly under the spout, so that when the water turned on, the motherfucking big spider came crawling […]