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… or Taylor who? Went to tonight’s Canucks v. Oilers pre-season game. A certain right-winger caught my eye all game. #27. “Who is #27?” I kept asking my friends all game, but they couldn’t read his name on the back of his jersey either, from our seats up in the nosebleeds. But I got my […] →Read more
If you have my cell phone number, you should call me, because I *love* hearing my new ringtone. You know you are jealous! →Read more
Happy Blog Like A Pirate Day, you scallywags! →Read more
My friend Johnny’s short film Breakdown has been nominated for 4 Canadian Comedy Awards, so I thought I’d take the opportunity to pimp his film to my legions1 of blog fans. To entice, I give you the blurb for the film: In May 2006, filmmakers John Bolton and Errin Clutton were given eight days and […] →Read more
So last night I took my first trip in a Car Co-op Car to my first hockey game on my new team. Oh yes, did I mention that I joined the Car Co-op? And that I joined a new hockey team? Perhaps I should back up a few steps. A few weeks ago, I joined […] →Read more
There’s something really strange about wearing clubbing clothes outside of the clubbing district. Like while waiting, in actual daylight, at a bus stop in the sleepy neighborhood in which one lives. And whilst on said bus, once it arrives. And when you are fond of the type of outlandish footwear that I am, doubly so. […] →Read more
The other day I was chatting with my sister and she said “Boys only get their brains after 30.” A few days later at work, I came across this quotation: “…a second major phase of brain growth that parallels the hormonal changes at puberty and extends into the mid-twenties. This second spurt is especially prominent […] →Read more
So I get a call today that a Telus dude thinks he can fix my internets without me even being home. You know, like gets my hopes up and whatnot. Then he calls back and says he could not, in fact, fix it from the outside, so I’ll still have to wait ’til Saturday. And […] →Read more
Is it wrong that 5 days without internet access at home has had a far greater impact on my life that 50+ days of a garbage strike in my city? Also, someone with a 403 area code called me around 2 pm today, but didn’t leave a message. I hate when people don’t leave messages […] →Read more
Since Telus isn’t sending someone to fix my non-functioning connection to the internets until SATURDAY, I’m writing this posting up really quickly on my lunch at work. So y’all will have to wait for a proper recounting of my camping trip. Here are some pretty pics1 to tide you over until then.2 And since I […] →Read more