Not To Be Trusted With Knives

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Is it wrong that 5 days without internet access at home has had a far greater impact on my life that 50+ days of a garbage strike in my city?

Also, someone with a 403 area code called me around 2 pm today, but didn’t leave a message. I hate when people don’t leave messages when I don’t recognize the number! I believe 403 is Alberta. I don’t know anyone in Alberta! Perhaps they heard all the nasty things I said about Calgary and now they are coming after me. You know what they say: Don’t mess with Alberta!

2 Responses to

  1. Kalev says:

    I completely understand… although I always thought you didn’t mess with Texas. 😛

  2. Beth says:

    Alberta, Texas… same thing.

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