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Shout out to my boys in blue! I nearly had a heart attack watching tonight’s game! It had been very frustrating to watch my boys lose the last two games, where they could have ended the series, but didn’t, resulting in tonight winner-take-all matchup. Then it occurred to me what the problem was… my chocolate […] →Read more
A few items of business. Because I know you all love business, right? Remember back when this used to be a blog about thesis writing, and the similarity between writing a thesis and the seventh layer of hell? Well, my final paper from that thesis has now been accepted for publication in the journal Bone. […] →Read more
So, my most recent Facebook status has garnered some raised eyebrows and several demands that I explain what the f, how the f and why the f someone would pay me $20 to watch porn. So I suppose I should explain. It wasn’t really “pay”, it was actually an honorarium. That should explain it, right? […] →Read more
If I had a kid, I would totally teach them to do this: The best part is how the father tells the kid he loves her after she rhymes off the Canuck player names and referee hand signals. Like if she had got them wrong, he wouldn’t love her anymore. →Read more
Now that I’m a 9 to 5er, I spend about 8 hours a day listening to the radio. I am partial to the station that brings you Hump at the Pump and Wear the Fox Hat. On the morning show, they have open phones and every time they have a different set of rules. One […] →Read more
Like Sarah, I’m sure that everyone is dying to know why I know about coffee-ground vomitus. What’s that? You really aren’t all dying to know? Well, too bad, ‘cuz I’m going to tell you anyway. Actually, it’s not nearly as exciting a story as it could be. But I think it has to do with […] →Read more
Coffee-ground vomitus. In happier news, my boyfriend scored the game winner in OT to give the Canucks a 2-1 lead in their series against the Dallas Stars. Go ‘nucks! →Read more
My friend Erika recently took a very, very cool job. She is the resident biologist for Wavelit.com – a company that streams videos of wildlife to the net so that you can watch animals in real time, undisturbed, in their natural habitats! Hired by Wavelit.com CEO Arthur Griffiths*, Erika is responsible for all things biological […] →Read more
In my continuing efforts to disparage all things Calgarian*, I would like to point out one of their many grammatical errors: I would love to stay and chat, but there is playoff hockey to go and watch! Don’t wait up! *I would also like to point out that the Blogger spellchecker’s suggestion for Calgarian was […] →Read more
Like pretty much everyone else in Vancouver today, I’m a walking zombie. Why, you ask? It’s very simple – because I stayed up until almost 1 in the morning waiting for the Canucks to finally beat the Stars in game one of their playoff series!! Since I was at a free movie last night, I […] →Read more