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Marky Marc

My one true love, Marc Chouinard, scored his first goal as a Canuck. I’m pretty sure it was because he heard that I had come to my senses and am soooo over Taylor Pyatt, that girlfriend-having, Swiss-Chalet-eating, hat-all-off-kilter-wearing nogoodnik and am now free to be all Marc’s. I predict we will be hearing a lot more from Mr. Chouinard, now that he can rest assured that I love him and only him.

Let’s all look at pictures of Marc and revel in his beauty:





*Sigh*

4 Responses to Marky Marc

  1. Courtney-O says:

    Does he also wear his pants below his underwear like the original Marky Mark??

    Because that would make him even more lickable.

  2. Beth says:

    I like to think that I could arrange that.

  3. Jorge says:

    That last picture has way too many funny captions that could apply to it.

  4. Beth says:

    Jorge, you are a sick, sick man.

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