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What Do You Mean I’m Not Supposed to Swallow?

Everytime I go into Shopper’s Drug Mart, I look longingly at the Canucks paraphernalia they are hawking for the holidays. One of the things I really like is the Canucks optical computer mouse:


Then I flipped the package over to read what was on the back (I’m still not sure what possessed me to do this):


Let’s zoom in on that, shall we?


WTF?? Swallow a computer mouse? Wouldn’t that be slightly difficult?

Is it strange that this warning label makes me want this product even more?

3 Responses to What Do You Mean I’m Not Supposed to Swallow?

  1. J Wo says:

    There are Shoppers’ Drug Marts out there??? I thought there were only London Drugs in those parts…hmmmm.

  2. Beth says:

    Yup, there’s a SDM just a few blocks from my house!

    We don’t have Loblaws or A&P tho…

  3. Courtney-O says:

    If you meet any women who can swallow the mouse, Beth, I have a few male friends who would LOVE to meet them. 😉

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