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Stupidest Toe Injury Ever

Today, on the way to work. My flip flop flipped when it should have flopped and, as a result, my big toe scraped along the ground, taking a big chunk out of it in the process.

This incident of stupidity has been brought to you by the letter J1

1as in, I am a jackass.

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I’m a Member!

I know that you were jealous when I joined the Order of the Science Scouts of Exemplary Repute and Above Average Physique.

Well, be prepared to further exercise your jealousy muscles, as I am now a card-carrying member of:

You can view my personal page on the LFHCfS site at:

http://improbable.com/2007/07/13/beth-snow-joins-lfhcfs/

You’ll notice that I am now entitled to add the initials: “LFHCfS” after my name. Meaning that I’m now “BSc(Hons), MSc, PhD, LFHCfS”… that’s right, I have a name that is 8 letters long, followed by 19 other letters. Oh yes, I can feel your jealousy!

In celebration of this momentous acheivement, I give you pictures of my luxuriant flowing hair: