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Your Mom

Overheard at a bus stop this morning, after several buses went by, none of which were the bus that these kids wanted:

Kid #1: I think we missed our bus.
Kid #2: *You* missed the bus.
Kid #1: Your *mom* missed the bus.

Your mom. There’s really no comeback to that.

One Response to Your Mom

  1. Kalev says:

    Actually I can think of a view, specific to my situation, that might be good. 😛

    But in general, you are correct.

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