The saddest half marathoner ever
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Of course they didn’t get any photographs of me *before* I hurt my foot, when I was actually running. Instead, I get three photos of me limping along, looking all sorry for myself.
In happier news, my foot now feels 100% better. It was getting very slightly better each day last week, then I played hockey on Sunday and it really hurt Sunday night, so I iced the hell out of it and by Monday it was 97.5±0.5% better. Anyway, lesson learned – if you ever plan to run a half marathon, train for it. That’s right folks, you heard it here last.
Heard it here last, indeed!
Oh my gods, you look like you are trying to levitate with the power of your mind alone! *snarfle*
You have to get one of those, frame it, and use it as a talisman to remind yourself not to be hard on your precious body!