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What *Not* To Get Me For Christmas

I keep hearing this commercial on the radio for a 7/11 gift card and how it is the greatest gift to give for Christmas. Seriously? A convenience store gift card? Can you think of a better way to say “I wish to put absolutely no thought into your gift”?

2 Responses to What *Not* To Get Me For Christmas

  1. Kalev says:

    Oh em gee! I’ll run out and get you one RIGHT NOW… there’s a 7/11 like two blocks from me!

  2. Darren says:

    I think it says “I put no thought into this gift, everything else was closed, and I didn’t even include one of those cheap roses on the counter that dies tomorrow.”

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