|This is Matt Cooke. He was sent to Washington.||This is Matt Pettinger. He plays for the Canucks now.|
As we can see by having their pictures side-by-side, they are about equal levels of hotness. So it’s a pretty even trade.
Also, Matt Pettinger has 2 goals this season. *I* also have 2 goals this season. So, really, they should have just traded for me.
1But not Matt.