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My niece just never stops saying adorable things!

On the night before Easter:

My sister: “Madeline, you better get to bed, the Easter Bunny is coming tonight.”
My niece: “Oh, I think I heard him. I think I heard his car.”

On Easter:

My mom: “Did the Easter Bunny come to your house last night.”
My niece: “Yes, and he was really sneaky. He laid eggs all over!”

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