Remember last year when I complained about how difficult it was to sneak my Secret Santa presents into my Secret Santa recipient’s office at work? It must have taken me a dozen tries to get to her office undetected, get in, drop off her present and get out without being spotted. And since my office’s Secret Santa protocol requires THREE mini-presents, you have to do this THREE times. So fucking stressful! I needed a holiday just to recover from the stress! So can you guess what I’ve gone and done this year? Yup, I signed up for Secret Santa AGAIN!
In addition to the difficulty of sneaking into my coworkers office, I’m having a hellava time figuring out what to buy. And then think is, when I drew this person’s name I thought “oh good. I talk to her all the time. It’ll be easy to buy her presents.” But I’ve come to realize that all the things I know about her are useless with respect to present buying. The Research Assistant in my office drew the name of another coworker who would be super easy to buy for – I know her preferences for type of chocolate, coffee beverages, and a whole bunch of other things that would make for nice little presents. But *my* Secret Santa recipient? Everything I know about her is no help! I know where her husband works, I know the sport she plays1, I know what her kids do for leisure activities, I even know the name of her pet – and none of these things lead in any way to possible presents. Does she like coffee? I don’t know. Does she like chocolate or candy? No idea. Does she knit or read or bake? No clue. Gah! Can someone remind me *not* to sign up for Secret Santa next year? It’s the most difficult part of my job!
On a positive note, however, I received my first Secret Santa present this morning! It was this funky bookmark:
And it came with a note that said I can use it to hold my place in my book on the plane when I go to visit my family. Clearly, someone was paying attention to me yammering in the lunchroom. I need to get better at Secret Santa-ing.
- not something that lends itself to present buying [↩]