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What Kind of Fridays?

I took this picture one day when I was at UBC:

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When I first saw it, I could have sworn it said “Fornication Friday.” And even still when I look at it, that’s what I think it says. This is 100% funnier when you realize that Regent College, where this cafe is located, is a religious grad school at UBC.

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Inspiration

Yesterday, I had a bit of a grumpy day. It was a combination of the last two Canucks games1 and the fact that I had just gotten used to the sunshine-y weather and it went all overcast and blah. And then I had to go to the laundromat and ohdeargodIhatethelaundromat! And the laundromat attendant dude was being a bit of a douche-canoe, which didn’t make my day any better.

However. I do not like to be grumpy2. And since I don’t like being grumpy, I decided that I needed to do something about said grumpiness. And the thing that came to mind was to go for a run. Going for a run often lifts my spirits, so it seemed like the thing to do.

While I was getting my running clothes on, I remembered that Rick had made a suggestion about what I should do for one of my remaining 365 Day Photos and I decided to take the photo he requested. That is, this photo:

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And I am delighted to report that my run and that photo completely turned my mood around to cheeriness. Project Awesome: Mission Accomplished!

  1. Which we aren’t going to talk about, as what’s past is past and we are focusing on tonight, thank you very much, Go Canucks Go! []
  2. Plus, Dr. Dan insisted that I stop being grumpy and return to being awesome. And who am I to argue with a doctor? []