England Has A Dirty Mind
I noticed pretty much as soon as I got to England that they use the word “cock” a lot. My first experience was getting on the Piccadilly line at Heathrow and seeing this sign:
Because of where our hotel was, we took the Piccadilly line a fair bit and so repeatedly heard that we were on the Piccadilly line with service to Cockfosters. Which made me given. Every. Single. Time.
Other cocks we saw in England include the Famous Cock:
Laycock Street:
And this giant blue cock outside the National Gallery:
But it wasn’t just cocks. There were also balls:
and my personal favourite, Smallbone:
Laycock Street?
That’s nothing.
This is the worst one, though…
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Clearly I did not get to the really interesting places in London!
OMG, could you imagine if Clitsome and Legwand met on Gropecunt Street?