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  • My Last Word on the Canucks-Dallas Series

    Now, I may have yelled “Turco, you dirtbag!” many, many, many times during the first round of the playoffs. But in truth, it was always when he’d made some amazing save, robbing my beloved Canucks of much needed goals. You won’t often hear me say something positive about an opposing team, but even I have […]

  • Today I Got Mistaken For Me

    Today, I ran into a woman that I have known for over 6 years. I was walking down a hallway in a building on campus (I was there for a workshop) and noticed her in a room that I was passing by, so I smiled and said “hi.” She smiled and said “hi”, but then […]

  • They Don’t Call Them The "Cardiac Canucks" For Nothing!

    Shout out to my boys in blue! I nearly had a heart attack watching tonight’s game! It had been very frustrating to watch my boys lose the last two games, where they could have ended the series, but didn’t, resulting in tonight winner-take-all matchup. Then it occurred to me what the problem was… my chocolate […]

  • Biz-ness

    A few items of business. Because I know you all love business, right? Remember back when this used to be a blog about thesis writing, and the similarity between writing a thesis and the seventh layer of hell? Well, my final paper from that thesis has now been accepted for publication in the journal Bone. […]

  • That Time I Got Paid $20 To Watch Porn

    So, my most recent Facebook status has garnered some raised eyebrows and several demands that I explain what the f, how the f and why the f someone would pay me $20 to watch porn. So I suppose I should explain. It wasn’t really “pay”, it was actually an honorarium. That should explain it, right? […]

  • Why I probably shouldn’t have kids

    If I had a kid, I would totally teach them to do this: The best part is how the father tells the kid he loves her after she rhymes off the Canuck player names and referee hand signals. Like if she had got them wrong, he wouldn’t love her anymore.

  • Coffee-ground vomitus

    Like Sarah, I’m sure that everyone is dying to know why I know about coffee-ground vomitus. What’s that? You really aren’t all dying to know? Well, too bad, ‘cuz I’m going to tell you anyway. Actually, it’s not nearly as exciting a story as it could be. But I think it has to do with […]

  • You Know What’s Really Disgusting?

    Coffee-ground vomitus. In happier news, my boyfriend scored the game winner in OT to give the Canucks a 2-1 lead in their series against the Dallas Stars. Go ‘nucks!

  • Eagle Cam

    My friend Erika recently took a very, very cool job. She is the resident biologist for Wavelit.com – a company that streams videos of wildlife to the net so that you can watch animals in real time, undisturbed, in their natural habitats! Hired by Wavelit.com CEO Arthur Griffiths*, Erika is responsible for all things biological […]

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    In my continuing efforts to disparage all things Calgarian*, I would like to point out one of their many grammatical errors: I would love to stay and chat, but there is playoff hockey to go and watch! Don’t wait up! *I would also like to point out that the Blogger spellchecker’s suggestion for Calgarian was […]

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