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The Flying Spaghetti Monster wishes you all a Happy Holiday! My sister’s boyfriend, Jeff, made this for me. Apparently they came up with this idea a year ago and have been giddy with excitement about making it for me ever since. So. Friggin. Cool. →Read more
Merry Christmas, gentle blog readers. I hope Santa brings y’all something awesome for Christmas. →Read more
So, it appears that my blog will now be an aunty blog1, at least until I head to Ottawa on the 26th. I can’t help it though – my niece is just so damn cute! I’ll try to throw in the occasional cougar reference, lustful thoughts about the Canucks or snarky comment about David Emerson […] →Read more
Did I ever mention that my niece is the most brilliant, most adorable child ever to walk the face of the Earth? Last night she told me a story. “Once up on a time there was a little girl named Aunt Beth and she had blue eyes and a black and silver shiny necklace. And […] →Read more
I have been telling myself for weeks that I have a good 5 hour flight to Toronto during which to start planning my course (the one that starts in January). I have also been telling myself that the reason I like to take the red eye flight is that I can sleep on the plane […] →Read more
Just received this message in my Facebook inbox: Attention all Facebook membeRs. Facebook is recently becoming very overpopulated,There have been manymembers complaining that Facebookis becoming very slow.Record shows that thereason isthat there are too many non-active Facebook membersAnd on the otherside too many new Facebook members.We will be sending this messages around tosee if theMembers […] →Read more
For every person that views this e-card: http://wwe5.bchydro.com/2007holiday/, BC Hydro is donating (up to $5,000) to BC Children’s Hospital. It’s a pretty cool little e-card – check it out and it will be the easiest donation you make this holiday season! →Read more
A while ago, based on a suggestion from JB, I dubbed my work computer The Great Convexity. Two days ago, I.T. peeps came to my office and took away the Great Convexity, leaving me with a younger, sexier model. At first, T.G.C.2.0 seemed great. Bigger monitor that like swivels and goes up and down. Optical […] →Read more
Apparently not everyone cares to hear about my thigh highs. Today I received this lovely message over email: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GOD DAMN NOT TO BE TRUSTED WITH KNIVES EMAILS I KEEP GETTING?????????? HO THE FUCK ARE YOU???? STOP SENDING ME YOUR FUCKING USELESS STUPID FUCKING EMAILS….I DONT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT YOUR […] →Read more
Remember last year when I bitched about nylons, specifically the fact that they are way too big for lil’ ole’ 5 ft tall me? Sarah provided me with some size “A” nylons (which apparently you have to be a Costco member to buy), which were an improvement over the size “B” ones I am forced […] →Read more