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This week seems to be a week for free movies – I’m seeing two of them! First up was a special screening of Arctic Tale, free tickets for which I got from work. Why my office got a bunch of free passes to this movie – well, your guess is as good as mine! Billed […] →Read more
For posterity, I would like to record how I spent Saturday, the day the 7th and final Harry Potter book was released. Please note that all times are approximate. 8:13 am – Post a blog entry. 8:14 am – Log off of msn, log off of Skype and shut down browser with email in it […] →Read more
When my friend Linda & I were looking for a bottle of booze to give to our friends Erika & Paul to go with the glasses we got them for their wedding shower present, nothing in the Liquor Store seemed quite right, nothing said what we really wanted it to say. We wanted something with […] →Read more
I will not be answering my phone. I will logging off of msn. I will be logging off of Skype. I will not be going onto Facebook, reading blogs or news websites or checking any of my 8 emails. In fact, I’m going to unplug my computers, just in case. I will be incommunicado for […] →Read more
Last week I posted a link to a terrible, terrible video that no one should ever watch. As an apology to anyone who did not heed my warning and watched that video anyway, I give you a much better video to watch. You’re welcome. →Read more
So, I’m going to two weddings in the next couple of weeks and I’m really excited about both of them. First of all, both couples are AWESOME! You know how sometimes couples are together and everyone is always (behind their backs, of course) like “wtf? why is she (or he) with him (or her)? She […] →Read more
A few packages have made me go “WTF?” lately and so I thought I’d share them with you, gentle blog reader. First up, Veggie Patch Spinach Nuggets: I was in the grocery store the other day, looking for some delicious and proteinaceous foodstuffs and as I was checking out which of the Yves Veggie pretend-meat […] →Read more
Today, on the way to work. My flip flop flipped when it should have flopped and, as a result, my big toe scraped along the ground, taking a big chunk out of it in the process. This incident of stupidity has been brought to you by the letter J1 1as in, I am a jackass. →Read more
I know that you were jealous when I joined the Order of the Science Scouts of Exemplary Repute and Above Average Physique. Well, be prepared to further exercise your jealousy muscles, as I am now a card-carrying member of: The Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists You can view my personal page on the LFHCfS […] →Read more
So yesterday I went to Richmond for the fourth fifth time in my life1, despite having lived in Vancouver for almost seven years. More specifically, I went to the Richmond Auto Mall to help my friend Sasha buy a car, hers having been stolen last week3. First of all, I’d like to say that I […] →Read more